MODERN PROPOSAL--piao



Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that
I have fallen in love with you since
the 15th of February. With reference
to the meeting held between us on
the 14th of February at 1500 hrs,
I would like to present myself as
a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation
for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be
made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will
be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later,
based on your performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough, to be
taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within
30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer would be cancelled
without further notice and I shall be
considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward
this letter to your sister, if you
do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Romeo

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MODERN REPLY TO MODERN PROPOSAL

Attn: Mr Romeo

Dear Sir,

Please refer to your letter dated
today. I am pleased to inform you
that I hope to accept your proposal
for romance. However, you should be
informed that there are certain
conditions of acceptance. Promotional
prospects are to my satisfaction.
However, please enlighten me as
to your retirement benefits. Gratuity
should be generous.

I also need to be assured that there
is sufficient security with regards
to this commitment. If there is any
chance at all of retrenchment or
consequent disinterest on your part,
then I should receive monetary
compensation according to union
standards. Due to the nature of my
position, I am sure you will agree
that an expense account should be
arranged for my access in light of
the 'VIP' I shall be entertaining.

In addition, housing and transport
allowances should be in order and
nothing less than a luxury condo
and a Jag are in order.

Please also note that there should
be no moonlighting restrictions
placed on myself. If you are still
interested in the relationship,
please reply on an urgent basis
as other prospective lovers have
sent indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister
is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,
Juliet

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